So I had the dealership take my steering wheel off so I could send it to be reupholstered with Nappa leather and Alcantara. I’m very happy with the results. If anybody wants to know the place, let me know! Here are some pictures.
I don’t want to mess with the airbags, and I also have a great relationship with the techs at Volvo. They did it for free for me and let me store it there.You could also slap on a junkyard wheel to tide you over. It's not super hard to pull one of these yourself. I swapped one out in about an hour, and I'm slow.
VIDA also says you're supposed to replace the bolt. I don't think the torque spec (40nm on a V70, if I recall) isn't enough to stretch it, so it may just be about making sure it's got the right thread locker on it. Either way, the bolts are just a few bucks from the parts department.