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Caution: the following thread is just for fun. No offense should be taken.<br>True Story<br>Thursday, April 17. Me(kpsingh0) and slopoke are racing a veyron on a closed runway (it was something like area 52 or something.) when the idiot in the veyron spins out, probly due to the $hitty high speed engineering on bugatti's part. Well as you might have guessed slopoke's s40 got damaged in the process. This is the reason the dyno sheet never made it online.<br>True story. word up. <p>p.s<br>Feel free to post your own true stories <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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word..................................................................
 

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Re: (kpsingh0)

LOL.<p>
 

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Needless to say... Im confused... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>Email me the translation! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0"><br>
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>s40boy</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Needless to say... Im confused... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>Email me the translation! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0"><br></TD></TR></TABLE><br>I am refering to this thread<br><A HREF="http://forums.swedespeed.com/zerothread?id=114049" TARGET="_blank">http://forums.swedespeed.com/zerothread?id=114049</A>
 

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Re: (kpsingh0)

Im an idiot... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/rolleyes.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>Thanks for the retard translation! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vortexmediagroup.com/images/banghead.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>I took a 4lb crap once and it took 0.8 seconds off my quarter mile time. True Story! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/smile.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>DGBibo</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i cry when i masturbate. Sad-But-True Story.</TD></TR></TABLE><p><br>W...t....f.... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Since we're all making each other laugh I thought this would be off topic enough to be posted:<p>Watch the first 2 minutes, its gets lame after that...<br> <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3MotOO-atQ" TARGET="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3MotOO-atQ</A> <p><br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/tongue.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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True story:<br>I was racing a GT3RS and was about to reach max rigidity when my flux capacitor blew. My tires caught on fire and was forced to stop. True Story.<p>word
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>BtownVolvo</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">True story:<br>I was racing a GT3RS and was about to reach max rigidity when my flux capacitor blew. My tires caught on fire and was forced to stop. True Story.<p>word</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Was that caused by your car's current identity (fwd/awd) issues? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0"> Did that ever get resolved?
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>carreragt7</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Was that caused by your car's current identity (fwd/awd) issues? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0"> Did that ever get resolved?</TD></TR></TABLE><br>Oh yea I forgot that part. My driveshaft dropped out along with the rear axels and I suddenly had FWD.<p>True story.
 

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Re: True Story. Word. (kpsingh0)

should of recorded it and threw it on youtube... just so we can make fun of the bugatti
 

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Re: True Story. Word. (nme95k)

YEA!!!! You need to race him again and get him to spin out AGAIN, and then post it on youtube so we can all laugh at him! True story! Whats up! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/cool.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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yeah i might put a banana peal out there so he spins out. or maybe a patch of oil
 

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k guys, whew i just got home, i was running from the cops in my citroen 2cv. i launched into a shopping center while doing a line of coke off the left ass cheek of the stripper in my passenger seat. luckily i had the presence of mind to flip a u turn and launch out of the blockbuster parking lot at about 149 mph. luckily i was on the way to the drag strip, and upon arrival i ran a quarter mile in the low 9's i believe at about 132.4 mph. lets just say its slightly modified. slip goes up as soon as my scanner starts working. . . stupid things, if only i was as good at working on my scanner as I am my ****ty world war 2 era french car.
 

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fudge france lol<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>phillm3swede</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">k guys, whew i just got home, i was running from the cops in my citroen 2cv. i launched into a shopping center while doing a line of coke off the left ass cheek of the stripper in my passenger seat. luckily i had the presence of mind to flip a u turn and launch out of the blockbuster parking lot at about 149 mph. luckily i was on the way to the drag strip, and upon arrival i ran a quarter mile in the low 9's i believe at about 132.4 mph. lets just say its slightly modified. slip goes up as soon as my scanner starts working. . . stupid things, if only i was as good at working on my scanner as I am my ****ty world war 2 era french car. </TD></TR></TABLE>
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>DGBibo</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i cry when i masturbate. Sad-But-True Story.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>And use your tears as lubricant <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/eek.gif" BORDER="0"> lol
 
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