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Rumor: Helmut Ranff can survive for 10 days on Pilsner vapors alone.<p>Rumor: JRL was once involved in the pornographic industry (however the specifics are still unclear).<p>Fact: It is humanly possible for JRL to misspell a word. If you think that he has misspelled a word, he hasn't... he just created a new one.<p>Rumor: JRL posts in his sleep.<p>Fact: MagoonR has memorized the URL for every post ever made.<p>... please continue...
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (AthruC)

wait wait wait...point of order<p>when Jim (JRL) misspells--and believe me, he does--it is a simple typo, just relax. Anyone else? You're an idiot who should be eliminated from the gene pool! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/rolleyes.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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LOL <p>Me - park your car in my garage it ends up all over the country with in a week . <p>AthruC - He thinks jeeps are cool
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (AthruC)

<b>Fact</b>: when he's alone, AthruC wears a LED-backlit blue dial on a chain, and looks at himself in the mirror<p><br><b>Rumor</b>: JRL is not a person but the monogram of a 100-person Chinese company, buying and selling Volvos worldwide, harvesting thousands of posts in every Volvo site known on the interwebz
 

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Me- according to AthruC I have anger issues.<br>QnsMostWanted-Likes Kelly Clarkson music.<br>PaFox-refuses to admit he's old.<p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (AthruC)

Jim Lill has a brain that weighs 85kg it is large and knows everything<br>about electricity and things like switches and resistors. It is large and frightening not unlike a blue whale gonad
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (Helmut Ranff)

Helmut Ranff has a gonad that weighs 85kg it is large and knows everything about afrika, poop, and afrikan poop and things like Volvos . <br>It is large and frightening not unlike JimLill's brain
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (FEO)

RKelly owns 39 sets of wheels that fit the P2R and has mounted tires to<br>all of them
 

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Fact- I clean my hands before I masturbate!<br>Rumor- FEO can only masturbate in the bathroom while surfing through SS.<br>Fact-Helmut Ranff knows more about african elephant dung and blue whale gonads than JRL knows about Volvos. ( Thats alot of elephant dung knowledge!)
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (Helmut Ranff)

MagoonR has JRL do his grocery shopping in order to not put miles in his R <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>crimnlmnded</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Rumor- FEO can only masturbate in the bathroom while surfing through SS.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>fap fap fap<p><br>EDIT<p><b>Rumor</b>: FEO's piece resembles the M66 output shaft, and he got tired of stripping weak collar gears when watching swedespeed, hence his intense research on the matter<BR><BR>
<i>Modified by FEO at 3:52 AM 4-6-2009</i>
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (Helmut Ranff)

AthruC lives in a house that is completely lit by blue accent lighting and the outdoors has purple neon lighting and his bathroom has HID lighting so he can see very well when shaving
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (FEO)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>FEO</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">MagoonR has JRL do his grocery shopping in order to not put miles in his R <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"></TD></TR></TABLE><p>Nah......do my own grocery shopping (but mostly using the wife's car).
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (MagoonR)

MagoonR invented a program that tracks the depreciation of all Toyota Camrys made since 1989
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (Helmut Ranff)

sometimes Helmut gets so drunk, that he logs in as JimLill
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (FEO)

Sometimes Helmut gets so drunk that he becomes swedespeed. It doesn't make any sense to me either.<p>Phuz once decided that the stock engine was not "free flowing" enough, and built a new one out of stainless steel in 18 hours. It did not make it to market.<p>The resonator was installed by JRL on every R at the port of entry, simply so that he could create his own mod by recommending they remove it. The conspiracy goes deeper as he was able to recoup a percentage of the labor from every muffler shop on the east coast.<p>R Kelly was finishing his 400 foot sculpture entitled "rims and exhaust, hopes and dreams", before he was deployed.<p>Oh, and the one about AthruC's led necklace is true. the rumor is as to whether he is naked when he does it.<p>Finally, I believe the aluminum saved from making the radiator endtanks was used to make the new 2010 S60's.
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (FEO)

...shaving what???<p>Rumor: Helmut Ranff is not actually a real person - he is the result of Jim Lill thinking too hard.<p>Fact: Chilled Man touches Volvos in places most people would not dare.<p>Fact: FEO has a team of computers (bent to his will) working 24/7 lurking <i>for</i> him.<p>Rumor: All cars Chilled Man touches, vanish.<p>Rumor: Helmut Ranff can reproduce the defecation of any mammal, on command.<p>Fact: crimnlmnded has anger issues <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"><p>Fact: pafox is old <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> x2<p>Fact: I LOVE LED'S (like a moth to the light...).
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (AthruC)

The George Foreman Center Console:<p><A HREF="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/dx-yjv10dKeUja1zEcgrXA?feat=embedwebsite" TARGET="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ubHoKak3DfA/SbrgR4qF79I/AAAAAAAAAIk/IPlqHLvHFOk/s800/Volvo_PCC_Concept_2000_008_3B96EEC0gf.JPG" BORDER="0"></A><p> <IMG SRC="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zgfowfdhL._AA260_.jpg" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (BeerEngineer)

Fact : I was heavily intoxicated when I called Jim Fisher Volvo for the Gearge Foreman Center Console install. <br>Rumor : JRL tracks all of the mods we do on our R's just in case he ends with our car sometime in the future.<br>Rumor : JRL makes us all do the JRL mod and the exhaust bracket removal so he doesnt have to do it when he eventually gets our cars and because we are all idiots and go along with it.
 

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Re: Swedespeed 'Legends' - Facts and Rumors... (58ford)

Fact: BeerEngineer is neither beer, nor an engineer.
 
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