Dear webmaster,
You are a silly goose for not being able to implement simple bb-code and even sillier of a goose (some say the silliest!) for not even taking the time to offer me a simple "thank but no" on my (the protagonist's) humble request for basic forum functionality (quest to provide for my fellow simple forum villagers). I must now seek vengeance in returning to my own thread yet once more, shaking my fist to the mighty internet gods!
No but seriously I am a bit of a retard but even I managed to program BB-code on a vBulletin forum so what is it you're implying to me, that this forum is ran by people less competent than me? To quote the late and great Groucho Marx: I refuse to be a part of any club that would accept me as a member. Sadly this line of thinking has also excluded me from many other clubs so I regret to withdraw my cancellation.