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I was on I-81S, flying around in my awesome yellow 850 with custom wheels and baller power mods, when I look over to my right and I start passing a Volvo. It looked like a 2004 S60R. As usual, I was desperate to prove my car was [email protected]$$. The driver gave me a look like my car was crap! So, of course I floored it and let him know what I was all about. I SMOKED HIM!. So, I took off, being the superior car. I got up to 100mph in a hurry and some crappy van cut me off. I was forced to do some fast and furios manuevers, turned hard, and slammed on my sweet brakes. I drifted into the next lane, controlled because I am an awesome driver, then the lame R guy almost hit me. Luckily I am a great driver, or else that lame R guy would have totalled my baby. I turned off at the next exit because I wanted some Taco Bell.

Just another day in the life of a [email protected]$$ Volvo owner


WARNING, THIS THREAD IA S A PARODY http://********************/smile/emthup.gif
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

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I was forced to do some fast and bi-curious manuevers, turned hard, and slammed on my sweet

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

Quote, originally posted by GiRaff3 »
I was on I-81S, flying around in my awesome yellow 850 with custom wheels and baller power mods, when I look over to my right and I start passing a Volvo. It looked like a 2004 S60R. As usual, I was desperate to prove my car was [email protected]$$. The driver gave me a look like my car was crap! So, of course I floored it and let him know what I was all about. I SMOKED HIM!. So, I took off, being the superior car. I got up to 100mph in a hurry and some crappy van cut me off. I was forced to do some fast and furios manuevers, turned hard, and slammed on my sweet brakes. I drifted into the next lane, controlled because I am an awesome driver, then the lame R guy almost hit me. Luckily I am a great driver, or else that lame R guy would have totalled my baby. I turned off at the next exit because I wanted some Taco Bell.

Just another day in the life of a [email protected]$$ Volvo owner


WARNING, THIS THREAD IA S A PARODY http://********************/smile/emthup.gif

Man, that cheered me up. Thanks.
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (o2k)

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Man, that cheered me up. Thanks.

It is good to know that threads like this can be made and no one flips out!
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

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It is good to know that threads like this can be made and no one flips out!

yet...
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (chinaonnitrous1)

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yet...

oh well
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

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It is good to know that threads like this can be made and no one flips out!

Clearly this is a violation of SS rules. You sir, should be banned!!!


Great thread. I LMAO!! http://********************/smile/emthup.gif
 

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well played http://********************/smile/emthup.gif

for a split second i was thinking, here we go... but realized write quick this had to be a setup. (before the parody line)
 

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Very good.. Fast and Bi-curious made me almost spit water.

ROFL....me too! lol
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (tomedkaz)

This is HYSTERICAL! I actually started thinking this sounded very familiar as I read the first few sentences.
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

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...with custom wheels and baller power mods... ...because I wanted some Taco Bell...

F'n sweet
 
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