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I was on I-81S, flying around in my awesome yellow 850 with custom wheels and baller power mods, when I look over to my right and I start passing a Volvo. It looked like a 2004 S60R. As usual, I was desperate to prove my car was [email protected]$$. The driver gave me a look like my car was crap! So, of course I floored it and let him know what I was all about. I SMOKED HIM!. So, I took off, being the superior car. I got up to 100mph in a hurry and some crappy van cut me off. I was forced to do some fast and furios manuevers, turned hard, and slammed on my sweet brakes. I drifted into the next lane, controlled because I am an awesome driver, then the lame R guy almost hit me. Luckily I am a great driver, or else that lame R guy would have totalled my baby. I turned off at the next exit because I wanted some Taco Bell. <p>Just another day in the life of a [email protected]$$ Volvo owner <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/cool.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>WARNING, THIS THREAD IA S A PARODY <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

DUDE you should READ THIS!!!<p> <A HREF="http://forums.swedespeed.com/zerothread?id=117040" TARGET="_blank">http://forums.swedespeed.com/zerothread?id=117040</A> <p>What a coincidence!!! <p>Too funny <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <BR><BR>
<i>Modified by 850arrrsaylikepirate at 10:06 AM 4-16-2009</i>
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

GiRaff3 - that was funny I sort of shot diet coke out of my nose (yes it hurt)
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>GiRaff3</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I was forced to do some <B>fast and bi-curious </B>manuevers, turned hard, and slammed on my sweet </TD></TR></TABLE><p>EDIT
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (I Roll)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>I Roll</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>EDIT</TD></TR></TABLE><p>I loled'
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>GiRaff3</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I was on I-81S, flying around in my awesome yellow 850 with custom wheels and baller power mods, when I look over to my right and I start passing a Volvo. It looked like a 2004 S60R. As usual, I was desperate to prove my car was [email protected]$$. The driver gave me a look like my car was crap! So, of course I floored it and let him know what I was all about. I SMOKED HIM!. So, I took off, being the superior car. I got up to 100mph in a hurry and some crappy van cut me off. I was forced to do some fast and furios manuevers, turned hard, and slammed on my sweet brakes. I drifted into the next lane, controlled because I am an awesome driver, then the lame R guy almost hit me. Luckily I am a great driver, or else that lame R guy would have totalled my baby. I turned off at the next exit because I wanted some Taco Bell. <p><br>Just another day in the life of a [email protected]$$ Volvo owner <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/cool.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>WARNING, THIS THREAD IA S A PARODY <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE> <p><IMG SRC="http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/misc_lol.gif" BORDER="0"><IMG SRC="http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/misc_lol.gif" BORDER="0"> Man, that cheered me up. Thanks. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/smile.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (o2k)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>o2k</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> <p><IMG SRC="http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/misc_lol.gif" BORDER="0"><IMG SRC="http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/misc_lol.gif" BORDER="0"> Man, that cheered me up. Thanks. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/smile.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>It is good to know that threads like this can be made and no one flips out! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>GiRaff3</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>It is good to know that threads like this can be made and no one flips out! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>yet...
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (chinaonnitrous1)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>chinaonnitrous1</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>yet...</TD></TR></TABLE><p>oh well <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>GiRaff3</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>It is good to know that threads like this can be made and no one flips out! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>Clearly this is a violation of SS rules. You sir, should be banned!!! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>Great thread. I LMAO!! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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well played <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>for a split second i was thinking, here we go... but realized write quick this had to be a setup. (before the parody line)<p>
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>badams1897</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Very good.. Fast and Bi-curious made me almost spit water.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>ROFL....me too! lol
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (850arrrsaylikepirate)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>850arrrsaylikepirate</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">DUDE you should READ THIS!!!<p> <A HREF="http://forums.swedespeed.com/zerothread?id=117040" TARGET="_blank">http://forums.swedespeed.com/zerothread?id=117040</A> <p>What a coincidence!!! <p>Too funny <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br><i>Modified by 850arrrsaylikepirate at 10:06 AM 4-16-2009</i></TD></TR></TABLE><p>I <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (tomedkaz)

This is HYSTERICAL! I actually started thinking this sounded very familiar as I read the first few sentences.
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (T5 for Life)

I saw you in the killer 850! what a sweet car man...I was able to sneak a pic of you too!<p><br> <IMG SRC="http://www.pbase.com/image/64348034/original.jpg" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (mpdbrown)

What would have made it really funny was an alias and a bunch of "internet english". <p>Or maybe you could have had Volvokid write it for you. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: Some lame guy in an R... (GiRaff3)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>GiRaff3</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">...with custom wheels and baller power mods... ...because I wanted some Taco Bell...</TD></TR></TABLE><p>F'n sweet <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 
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