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So we are pulling out of the bar last night and my friend and this girl we "kind of" know hop in with me to ride back to my new apartment we are partying at since the bars are closing.<p>This girl asks my friend for a cigarette, he replies you cant smoke in here. I pull out and pull hard through the first two gears and settle in at 60. She makes a comment about damn my car is hot cuz it is fast. I grin to myself. She again says how she REALLY needs a cigarette. My friend says well i tell you what you get topless and you can have a cig. Not a second thought the girl rips off her top and bra and then leans forward looks at me and says so can i smoke? I roll the windows down in the back and crack the front and this girl rides the rest of the way to my place with her bosoms (quite nice too) sitting on the R's center console <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>hahaha. The one instance someone has smoked in the R <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/embeer.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: R Sex Appeal.....literally (ClemsonS60R)

Good thing it was an '04 center console - she probably wouldn't have appreciated all that aluminum against her skin <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/tongue.gif" BORDER="0"><p>Drunk girls do strange things... add some speed and added vibration from upgraded motor and trans mounts and <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/eek.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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haha it is funny u mention the upgraded mounts vibration because she was talking about how she loved hooking up on top of a washing machine! hahaha
 

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I find that nothing gets the ladies in the mood like the good vibrations of side hop. Thanks Volvo!
 

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Ahhh Best thread ever <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Oh geez...you sold out for a pair of sweater puppies. Come'on man.
 

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I would've told her I changed my mind after her top came up. You had nothing in writing, and it's still cigarette smoke in your car.<p>either that or I would've pulled over after she de-shirted and said go ahead and have your smoke outside...i'll wait.
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>phuz</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Oh geez...you sold out for a pair of sweater puppies. Come'on man.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>AGREED!<p><IMG SRC="http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee68/TexasV70R/SuperStock_1613R-16739.jpg" BORDER="0"><p><IMG SRC="http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee68/TexasV70R/nosmoking1.jpg" BORDER="0">
 

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no i didnt sell out for the sweater puppies....i sold out for the classic story. One cigarette of smoke that did no damage vs. great story and beginning of a VERY interesting night hahaha. The rest of the night was filled with 30 something people in the apartment and porch, much more debauchery and exposed body parts, noise violation warning at 3:30am and more HAHA
 

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haha right on <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br>A car by itself is just a car. It's the experiences that make it memorable.
 

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finish the story with: "we pulled over and kicked my friend out of the car...." <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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I'd ask if you hit it, but something about smoking turns me off... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"><p>And, yes:<p><IMG SRC="http://home.freeuk.com/jrknight/smileys/postpics.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: R Sex Appeal.....literally (ClemsonS60R)

Seriously one of the best things I have read on this forum!!! I would have done the same thing except I would have made my friend jump to the back seat while she jumped up front.
 

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Re: R Sex Appeal.....literally (Token Blk Guy)

WOH ur other car is a 99 prelude!!!! i had a 98 untill a drunk bitch ran a stop sign i Tboned her (flipped her TAHOE) and totalled it the night before my final college exam. i had a TON of stuff done on that car (super subtle exterior, mostly suspension, engine, and stereo)<p>Loved that car...now THAT car had a ton of fantastic stories (two years of highschool and 4 years of college, you can imagine.... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> )
 

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Hey I think it was a good trade if the "fun" continued into the evening. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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hahaha i would have done the same....
 

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Hmmm wounder what she would have done for a cigar or better with one was her name Monica by any chance? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>CM2RAS</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hmmm wounder what she would have done for a cigar or better with one was her name Monica by any chance? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><br>Ha ha! Yeah, make sure she's sitting in front next time and ask for <i>a little more</i> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0">
 
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