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Re: Poster Car for Bird Droppings, a Volvo? (vizwiz)

Well, some swedespeeders have always wished for a white R.....may not be as difficult to get as we might have thought... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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If that car were anything other than white or silver the paint would look etched and trashed after getting all that poo off.
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>adamrs80</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">If that car were anything other than white or silver the paint would look etched and trashed after getting all that poo off. </TD></TR></TABLE><p>I think I would take a week's vacation, invest some money in a good pellet rifle, and go hunting.
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>R Salesman</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I think I would take a week's vacation, invest some money in a good pellet rifle, and go hunting.</TD></TR></TABLE><br>Hmmm. Given that the culprits are likely pigeons, you could take a years' vacation with a shotgun with unlimited ammunition and even if you were at it 24x7, the pigeons would hardly notice the difference. In fact, they might actually welcome your efforts - there are less competitors for mates and food, not to mention s**ting rights on other cars. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>adamrs80</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">If that car were anything other than white or silver the paint would look etched and trashed after getting all that poo off. </TD></TR></TABLE><br>Even with white or silver, the paint is a goner - the car will need to be repainted.
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>avolvofan</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hmmm. Given that the culprits are likely pigeons, you could take a years' vacation with a shotgun with unlimited ammunition and even if you were at it 24x7, the pigeons would hardly notice the difference. In fact, they might actually welcome your efforts - there are less competitors for mates and food, not to mention s**ting rights on other cars. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>LOL, you're probably right.<p>I can't believe the city government hasn't done anything to try to ELIMINATE the problem, instead of warn people about it.
 

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Re: (R Salesman)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>R Salesman</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><br>I can't believe the city government hasn't done anything to try to ELIMINATE the problem, instead of warn people about it.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>according to the article:<p><i>Federal law prohibits the bird nests in Orlando from being disturbed.</i><p>your tax dollars in action <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/rolleyes.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>vizwiz</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">according to the article:<p><i>Federal law prohibits the bird nests in Orlando from being disturbed.</i><p>your tax dollars in action <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/rolleyes.gif" BORDER="0"></TD></TR></TABLE><p>Well, it's entirely possible to poison an entire flock of pigeons and still leave their nests undisturbed. <p>*Thinking outside the box* <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/smile.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Car cover anyone? Or mount emitters on the roof to fry the pigeons with radiation, now that's thinking outside the box.
 
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