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Yes, another adventure in the life of a Flash Green owner.<p>So today I am driving to Walmart and I pulled up at a stop light. I had my music going when all of a sudden I hear the guy in the car next to me start shouting something. I look over and there's this guy in a wifebeater sticking his head out of a busted *ss neon waving his hands at me (from the passenger seat). I turn down my music and then pull down the windows and say:<p>"what?"<p>The guy says to me <p>"how does it drive?"<p>Then I overhear his girl laughing saying "stop it" and continues laughing.<p>I kindly say "good."<p>I know where this is going at this point. Then he asks me "does it have balls?" <p>I pause for a second. I look over and his girl, or mother is ghastly looking. At this point I wanted to say something l But.. calmly I reply "yes."<p>Then his girlfriend says "you are such an *ss, stop" and continues chuckling.<p>He then he says "hmm.. I like your wheels."<p>"I say thank you."<p>Light turns green and he puts his head back in his car and starts laughing.<p>Suprisingly, this time it didn't even phase me. I love my car. Bring it on.
 

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<B>FAZE me</B> Not PHASE me.<br>Unless we're in the Star Trek universe and your R is a PHASER! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JRL</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><B>FAZE me</B> Not PHASE me.<br>Unless we're in the Star Trek universe and your R is a PHASER! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>lol<p>insert phazer sound here<<peeeoooo ppeeeeeoooooo>>>>
 

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Yeah, that happens <p>But what goes around, comes around. Watch what happens to him next. Just tune in to your local COPS program for details. <p>After he is released he still has to work on why his kids don't look like him at all. <br>
 

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Re: My car gets dissed... again. Probably color related...again (JRL)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>JRL</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><B>FAZE me</B> Not PHASE me.<br>Unless we're in the Star Trek universe and your R is a PHASER! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>LOL.. sorry.
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Token</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You seriously need to keep some one liners in your head for times like this. You know you wanted to ask him if his gf/mom had balls!<p>I really want to buy a 2005+ Flash Green with all the bumpers and everything painted. They are so hard to come by.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>lol.. When he asked if my car had balls I had so many things I thought about saying. I was going to say "yeah this car has balls, I'm looking at your girl and it looks like she does too!" But.. having the only FGM car I've ever seen on the road and living in a small town, my paranoia sets in. I don't want to be in a situation where I have my car parked somewhere, and this schmuck happens to pass by and remembers my car, and decides to mess it up. Now If it was a more common color I would have definitely said something.
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Token</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">True. Next time someone asks you a question, just don't answer and wind the window up.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>I'll have some liners ready for when I'm out of town. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>o2k</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">But.. having the only FGM car I've ever seen on the road and living in a small town, my paranoia sets in. I don't want to be in a situation where I have my car parked somewhere, and this schmuck happens to pass by and remembers my car, and decides to mess it up. Now If it was a more common color I would have definitely said something.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Cruising the local dealer lot and to my surprise.........a 04 SR FG/Gobi; albeit a GT. Still, strange to see a dealer actually want one in stock. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/eek.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>tomedkaz</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">if it was me I'd get out of the car and punch him in the face....</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Now now Tom let's not resort to violence in this day and age, just get out with your bat and bashh the crap out of his car.! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>o2k</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>lol.. When he asked if my car had balls I had so many things I thought about saying. I was going to say "yeah this car has balls, I'm looking at your girl and it looks like she does too!" But.. having the only FGM car I've ever seen on the road and living in a small town, my paranoia sets in. I don't want to be in a situation where I have my car parked somewhere, and this schmuck happens to pass by and remembers my car, and decides to mess it up. Now If it was a more common color I would have definitely said something.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>I've been there <_<
 

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Re: My car gets dissed... again. Probably color related...again (o2k)

How can FG look that ghey for some, I don't get it <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> But then again I'm a color-perv. <p>/ To me baby-blue M3 looks way more ghey
 

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Re: My car gets dissed... again. Probably color related...again (o2k)

Driving a neon?<p>He's enduring enough punishment, jealousy is a cruel mistress.
 

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Re: My car gets dissed... again. Probably color related...again (MancUnited1)

You're a better man than I.<p>I would have replied 'El oh el it has 300 horsepower, or 3 times your car's output. Eat a dick'<p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/tongue.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>I've had a few friends joke about my car looking purple in the Summer sunlight, but so far no wankers like this guy. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/cool.gif" BORDER="0">
 
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