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I had my handbrake on, burned lots of rubber and drifted. Then i think one of my brake disk went broken it goes "uuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiii" when i drive. Also DSTC not working (on screen) and lots of cracking and other noises from the back <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>i think they are not so happy at volvo when i go there and tell them to fix my car damnit <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>damn volvos
 

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Re: lol my car died today (gg)

surprised that guys with your IQ can even buy a Volvo, did you get it from the GF? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: lol my car died today (Oldman)

not really, what a car if you cant have a little fun with it without the car going boom
 

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You mistreat some equipment and expect others to fix it for you? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/mad.gif" BORDER="0"> Good thing you don’t work for me, or are anywhere near me. It’s this kind of nonsense that makes insurance premiums rise and warranty benefits drop.<p>Nothing ticks me off more than watching people destroying stuff and then expect others (usually me, as I’m in the IT and service industry) to fix it for them because they are too ignorant to know how. Fu*kers.<p>And, how old are you?! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>regards,<br>MAJ
 

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Re: lol my car died today (gg)

...did you pay for the car?<p>i recently have been considering buying a volvo...and looking at people that do this makes me wonder if they actually deserve one. <p><br><i>Modified by LiLaZnDJBoY at 7:10 PM 4-29-2006</i><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by LiLaZnDJBoY at 7:10 PM 4-29-2006</i>
 

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Re: lol my car died today (digital_dreamer)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>digital_dreamer</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>Nothing ticks me off more than watching people destroying stuff and then expect others (usually me, as I’m in the IT and service industry) to fix it for them because they are too ignorant to know how. Fu*kers.<br></TD></TR></TABLE><p>I know how you feel...technical theatre is just the same. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/smile.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Is the guy in this video your brother or close relative?<p><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDpWH0Q-RDM&search=how%20to%20not%20drift" TARGET="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...drift</A><p>Because you're almost as smart as he is, but I'm sure he takes full responsibility for his stupidity and not blame his car or the car company. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: lol my car died today (VolvoINSIDE)

<IMG SRC="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/christoffpask/toilet.jpg" BORDER="0"><p>Nuf said <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/tongue.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Broke the Geartonic now broke the car... I wish volvo had a smartypants removal option. In the words of a famous comic Ron White: you can't fix stupid.
 

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Oldman i have read that you have done some burnouts and hard launching too, not far from me
 

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Some news: seems like the brake disk is ok now, but the DSTC light is still on and some noises from the back (there has been some for few weeks now)
 

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I race cars, I fixed my own clutch, "hard" => first soft 1/4 mile run. IMO a car should be able to take some 1/4 runs which are nothing more then soft launch street fights would do. I don't think trying to drift a Volvo makes any sense, FWD or 4WD <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0"> get yourself an old RWD Chevy Camaro <p>Why don't you start a poll is <br>1/4 racing carzy for a T5 Volvo<br>is<br>drifting crazy for a T5 2WD Volvo<br>is<br>dirting crazy for a T5 4WD Volvo<br>is <br>AutoX crazy for a T5 Volvo<p>or maybe what type of "normal" racing should a chipped Volvo be able to do?<p>AutoX 2x a year<br>1/4 mile 2x a year<br>10 street fights a year<p>No matter the poll DRIFTING will be tossed into I'm a idiot league of life.<p><br>So noted I do race, I changed my own clutch, I would expect the OEM clutch to take some 1/4 "abuse". I would not expect a Volvo to be able to drift with the handbrake yanked up, with an idiot driving and the DSTC / STC left on too. Hope your car was not a 4WD <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>"Dynamic Stability and Traction Control (DSTC) is a sophisticated stabilization system which, in addition to the STC functions, intervenes and corrects any tendency to skid. A number of sensors monitor the rotational speed of all four wheels, the driver's steering wheel input -- e.g. the steering angle -- and the course of the car. The DSTC control unit processes these signals and, if any deviation from the norm is detected, such as the start of a rear-wheel skid, the system intervenes and gently activates the brakes to the appropriate wheel to put the car back on course again. It also reduces engine power if necessary. "<p><br>meaning the whole system was built so the car would not drift. I can assure you the T5 was built to street fight and agile enough to autoX, at least there was no system specifically designed into the S40 so that it can't be 1/4 mile raced, unless you assume the 1/100 clutches just fall apart for some reason as a 1/4 prevention device, I don't know how Volvo had the ESP to put the clutch into my car. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/eek.gif" BORDER="0"> <BR><BR>
<i>Modified by Oldman at 10:35 AM 4-30-2006</i>
 

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If I was your service rep..... your statement would read:<p>1. Remove and Replace Driver....<p>that is all <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: lol my car died today (gg)

uhh... yeah... gg, youre quickly making many enemies by doing stupid stuff with this beautiful car and THEN telling a whole group of people who LOVE the car. We all love to let loose and have a little fun with our cars now and then, but it sounds like youre just trying to fudge her up. <p>and drifting with an s40? thats just stupid. why dont you just tell your parents to buy you a 240 or something to fudge around with? please just take care of the car. they already stated everything i wanted to say in the earlier replies... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0">
 
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