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Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a<BR> gas station in Cork during his tour of<BR> Ireland. The attendant at the pump <BR> greets him in a typical Irish manner,<BR> unaware as to who the golf pro is, <BR> "Top o the morning to you young fella!"<P> As Tiger leans over to get out of <BR> the car, two tees fall out of his top<BR> pocket onto the ground.<P> "What are dey son?" <BR> asks the attendant.<P> "They're called tees," <BR> replies Tiger Woods.<P> "And what would dey be for <BR> then?" enquires the Irish man.<P> "They're for resting my balls on<BR> while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.<P> "Jaysus", says the Irish man, <BR> "Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everyting!"
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by polish:<BR><B>Tiger Woods drives his Volvo...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Thought he drove a Buick.<P>
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 745TRBOBRK:<BR><B>
Originally posted by polish:<BR>Tiger Woods drives his Volvo...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Thought he drove a Buick.<P>
<P>I remember that joke from the 80's (without tiger), with a Cadillac.
 
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