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Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a
gas station in Cork during his tour of
Ireland. The attendant at the pump
greets him in a typical Irish manner,
unaware as to who the golf pro is,
"Top o the morning to you young fella!"

As Tiger leans over to get out of
the car, two tees fall out of his top
pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey son?"
asks the attendant.

"They're called tees,"
replies Tiger Woods.

"And what would dey be for
then?" enquires the Irish man.

"They're for resting my balls on
while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus", says the Irish man,
"Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everyting!"
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