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<B> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM</B><p>1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.<br>2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.<br>3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.<br>4. Leave a note on your door that reads <br>> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer<br>took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.<p>PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.<br>
 

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Thats in the OTF under the jokes thread <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/wink.gif" BORDER="0"><p><IMG SRC="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/nextel410years/repost.jpg" BORDER="0">
 

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Re: How to protect your Car and family. (steamboatsig)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>steamboatsig</b> »</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><B> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM</B><p>1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.<br>2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.<br>3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.<br>4. Leave a note on your door that reads <br>> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer<br>took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.<p>PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>absolutely love it.<p>but in the R forum?
 

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Re: How to protect your Car and family. (steamboatsig)

Locked,<p>Continue here:<p><br><A HREF="http://forums.swedespeed.com/zerothread?id=58861&postid=597123#597123" TARGET="_blank">http://forums.swedespeed.com/z...97123</A>
 
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