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EMPLOYER'S LINGO.....<p>"COMPETITIVE SALARY"<br>We remain competitive by paying less than our<br>competitors.<p>"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"<br>We have no time to train you.<p>"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"<br>We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up;<br>well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.<p>"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"<br>You'll be six months behind schedule on your first<br>day.<p>"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"<br>Some time each night and some time each weekend.<p>"DUTIES WILL VARY"<br>Anyone in the office can boss you around.<p>"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"<br>We have no quality control.<p>"CAREER-MINDED"<br>Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that<br>way).<p>"APPLY IN PERSON"<br>If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the<br>position has<br>been filled.<p>"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"<br>We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a<br>legal formality.<p>"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF<br>EXPERIENCE"<br>You'll need it to replace three people who just<br>left.<p>"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"<br>You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.<p>"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"<br>You'll have the responsibilities of a manager,<br>without the pay or respect.<p>"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"<br>Management communicates, you listen, figure out what<br>they want and do it.<p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>
 

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Puahahahhahahahahaha...OMG!~~!!!!!<p>That's exactly correct!!! puahahahaha...ROFLMAO...that's exactly how we are like in our company. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://********************/smile/emhammer.gif" BORDER="0">
 
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