[onikage]

I absolutely got spanked by one this weekend. How many of you guys see these super q-cars around? They're in the same class as the R. My excuse: I didn't want to spill salad oil on the floormats!!<P>Happy driving.<P>

 

[Audi S4 Kid]

You **** liar! You don't have the chip upgrade!!!

 

[Audi S4 Kid]

Holy s h i t! "r i c e" is bleeped out here? Talk about PC! <IMG SRC="http://www.swedespeed.com/ubb/wink.gif"><P>Like this, I ate a nice bowl of **** today... (no, not sh*t!!!)<P>

 

[S.R.]

I would not be too ashamed if I were you. The old AMG 500E was a kick'in car. It had a 5.0 liter V8 engine producing 326hp/354 lb.ft of torque. It did 0-60mph in like 5.6 seconds. The funny thing about this car, is that Porsche actually did most of the performance work, during the manufacturing process. I have an article about its development.<P>The 500E!<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.usmotorcars.com/ebay/92-MBENZ-E500-GREY-GREY-107K/mvc-024s.jpg"> <P>-Drew

 

[onikage]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Audi S4 Kid:<BR><B>You **** liar! You don't have the chip upgrade!!!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well technically I do. I didn't say whether it was installed or not. I'm glad I didn't list the 80% mirrored tint or 20' Arelli Assassyn wheels.<P>Nitpicker.<P><BR>

 

[Audi S4 Kid]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by onikage:<BR><B> Well technically I do. I didn't say whether it was installed or not. I'm glad I didn't list the 80% mirrored tint or 20' Arelli Assassyn wheels.<P>Nitpicker.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>May as well add "Upgraded Turbos" and "Tennis Star" to your sig. <P><P>

 

[onikage]

And "former owner of 911 C4"?

 

[Audi S4 Kid]

Yep.. also add "I'm sexy as hell and rich, but I have nothing better to do than troll an Audi message board 24 hours a day... oh yeah, I go to NYU as well"

 

[onikage]

"and my favorite online personality to flirt with is a guy who used to drive <A HREF="http://k.microassist.com/content/cheng.htm" TARGET=_blank> this</A> car.<BR><P>

 

[gezuvor]

LOL! Volvo owners act like children in front of computer monitors too! <P>I thought it was only Honda/Acura and Volkswagen! <IMG SRC="http://www.swedespeed.com/ubb/biggrin.gif"><P>

 

[Audi S4 Kid]

It's big pimpin', spendin' cheese!