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I did some testing today.
XC90T8 with Polestar 0-60mph 4.8 seconds
Cadillac CT5V Blackwing 10-speed 0-60mph 3.4 seconds on cold tires and cold surface (limited traction all the way to 115mph when I backed out) - clearly on a track with a prepared surface low 3s are easily possible
4 tenths of a second…..well worth pulling the blackthing out of the garage……prep and put proper rubber on both…..just to be fair. This is the ****e I was talking about before nambi pambi got his nickers in a twist…..it’s minuscule. Drive what you LIKE, but don’t go all cray cray acting like your ride is “fast/powerful”
 
4 tenths of a second…..well worth pulling the blackthing out of the garage……prep and put proper rubber on both…..just to be fair. This is the ****e I was talking about before nambi pambi got his nickers in a twist…..it’s minuscule. Drive what you LIKE, but don’t go all cray cray acting like your ride is “fast/powerful”
Ok I will bite at the apple.

The Volvo isn't a sports car. Its a family hauler with a beautifully designed interior, sharp exterior, soft and squishy air suspension although not floaty, numb steering, brakes that are powerful but not designed for track use and an intake and exhaust note that reminds me of a Subaru flat 4. And a super awesome sound system with the B&W on board. The "blackthing" as you call it is not a one hit wonder go straight only drag car. The thing turns like its possessed. It has enormously powerful brakes that are over designed so that an owner could track it on a road course all day running at 10-10ths and then drive it home only to take it to the office the next day. The cooling system is first rate with 11 heat exchangers. The engine is damn near bullet proof as is the rear end and transmission. Oh and you can have your heated or cooled seats with the massage function going the entire time you are at the track hammering other cars. I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you. Your car I would more associate with a Falcon Heavy rocket, where my "blackthing" is more of a Patriot missile. So with all due respect please keep in mind that although there is relative anonymity on these sites, we don't need to make any personal attacks to make relative comments. Maybe your custom built race car and you would be better suited on another forum of similar interests. I think it is assumed that a person with a Volvo doesn't have just Volvos in their family. Same thing for Acura people, Ford people and anyone else. Lets keep things professional and kind rather than go down the rabbit hole of insults which only makes you look bad. Its ok to disagree with someone, just do it nicely and respectfully. Otherwise I'm sure the moderators will jump in and remind you in the same manner.
 
I only see one “nambi pambi” on this thread…and it’s the guy who’s apparently threatened by someone expressing their enjoyment of a Volvo on a Volvo forum. Perhaps you should untwist your own “knickers”
 
Yes. Your four banger 4700 pound SUV pulling 4.8 is cool and all. And you’re allowed to like your 668 horsepower Cadi. But don’t act like it’s fast or powerful. That **** isn’t allowed in this forum.


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Yes. Your four banger 4700 pound SUV pulling 4.8 is cool and all. And you’re allowed to like your 668 horsepower Cadi. But don’t act like it’s fast or powerful. That **** isn’t allowed in this forum.


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One edit. The Volvo is just about 5100lbs.

Advice noted. I'll cease and desist on the Cadi commentary unless specifically queried on it.
 
One edit. The Volvo is just about 5100lbs.

Advice noted. I'll cease and desist on the Cadi commentary unless specifically queried on it.
Hahahaaha clearly I’m being sarcastic, as I hope you are too


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Ok I will bite at the apple.

The Volvo isn't a sports car. Its a family hauler with a beautifully designed interior, sharp exterior, soft and squishy air suspension although not floaty, numb steering, brakes that are powerful but not designed for track use and an intake and exhaust note that reminds me of a Subaru flat 4. And a super awesome sound system with the B&W on board. The "blackthing" as you call it is not a one hit wonder go straight only drag car. The thing turns like its possessed. It has enormously powerful brakes that are over designed so that an owner could track it on a road course all day running at 10-10ths and then drive it home only to take it to the office the next day. The cooling system is first rate with 11 heat exchangers. The engine is damn near bullet proof as is the rear end and transmission. Oh and you can have your heated or cooled seats with the massage function going the entire time you are at the track hammering other cars. I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you. Your car I would more associate with a Falcon Heavy rocket, where my "blackthing" is more of a Patriot missile. So with all due respect please keep in mind that although there is relative anonymity on these sites, we don't need to make any personal attacks to make relative comments. Maybe your custom built race car and you would be better suited on another forum of similar interests. I think it is assumed that a person with a Volvo doesn't have just Volvos in their family. Same thing for Acura people, Ford people and anyone else. Lets keep things professional and kind rather than go down the rabbit hole of insults which only makes you look bad. Its ok to disagree with someone, just do it nicely and respectfully. Otherwise I'm sure the moderators will jump in and remind you in the same manner.
Ok I will bite at the apple.

The Volvo isn't a sports car. Its a family hauler with a beautifully designed interior, sharp exterior, soft and squishy air suspension although not floaty, numb steering, brakes that are powerful but not designed for track use and an intake and exhaust note that reminds me of a Subaru flat 4. And a super awesome sound system with the B&W on board. The "blackthing" as you call it is not a one hit wonder go straight only drag car. The thing turns like its possessed. It has enormously powerful brakes that are over designed so that an owner could track it on a road course all day running at 10-10ths and then drive it home only to take it to the office the next day. The cooling system is first rate with 11 heat exchangers. The engine is damn near bullet proof as is the rear end and transmission. Oh and you can have your heated or cooled seats with the massage function going the entire time you are at the track hammering other cars. I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you. Your car I would more associate with a Falcon Heavy rocket, where my "blackthing" is more of a Patriot missile. So with all due respect please keep in mind that although there is relative anonymity on these sites, we don't need to make any personal attacks to make relative comments. Maybe your custom built race car and you would be better suited on another forum of similar interests. I think it is assumed that a person with a Volvo doesn't have just Volvos in their family. Same thing for Acura people, Ford people and anyone else. Lets keep things professional and kind rather than go down the rabbit hole of insults which only makes you look bad. Its ok to disagree with someone, just do it nicely and respectfully. Otherwise I'm sure the moderators will jump in and remind you in the same manner.
I have no idea what you wrote but I’m sure it’s epic. I’ll read it when I have more time.
 
I have no idea what you wrote but I’m sure it’s epic. I’ll read it when I have more time.
Did nobody say that the Volvo TA SUV or otherwise is it fast and I’m not saying don’t like it I love Volvos all of them all new broken fast drag built and otherwise but when somebody says on here and says that it’s super fast, other people have different opinions and versions of what fast is it I’m texting talk driving lol
 
Did nobody say that the Volvo TA SUV or otherwise is it fast and I’m not saying don’t like it I love Volvos all of them all new broken fast drag built and otherwise but when somebody says on here and says that it’s super fast, other people have different opinions and versions of what fast is it I’m texting talk driving lol
Would a Rimac Nivera be considered fast in your opinion? How about a F1 race car? NHRA Top Fuel dragster? Or a SR71 Blackbird airplane? "Fast" is defined in the eye of the beholder. So I think anyone with a clue will award you with the big man on campus certificate for your 2500hp race car. But for the rest of us domestic cats I don't think anyone wants to attempt to compete with your definition of "fast", including me.
 
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Would a Rimac Nivera be considered fast in your opinion? How about a F1 race car? NHRA Top Fuel dragster? Or a SR71 Blackbird airplane? "Fast" is defined in the eye of the beholder. So I think anyone with a clue will award you with the big man on campus certificate for your 2500hp race car. But for the rest of us domestic cats I don't think anyone wants to attempt to compete with your definition of "fast", including me.
Sr71 is pretty bad ass
 
Picking this baby up from the dealer on Wednesday, fully optioned. Just thought I'd let you all know so you have time to sell your cars/give them to charity and start taking the bus, since you will never be as fast as me/nor penetrate the atmosphere

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Picking this baby up from the dealer on Wednesday, fully optioned. Just thought I'd let you all know so you have time to sell your cars/give them to charity and start taking the bus, since you will never be as fast as me/nor penetrate the atmosphere

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Picking this baby up from the dealer on Wednesday, fully optioned. Just thought I'd let you all know so you have time to sell your cars/give them to charity and start taking the bus, since you will never be as fast as me/nor penetrate the atmosphere

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Mileage is gonna suck.....at least until you breach the atmosphere.
 
TIL how many kinds of vehicles are faster than a 3-row family SUV.
Not many when it is this one
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Over 700hp and AWD, launches like a slingshot. Its even quicker than the Trackhawk.
More power than my T8 S90 and my current 3 row Jeep Grand Cherokee combined!
 
Not many when it is this one
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Over 700hp and AWD, launches like a slingshot. Its even quicker than the Trackhawk.
More power than my T8 S90 and my current 3 row Jeep Grand Cherokee combined!
All that extra power and 3.6 second 0-60. I'll take my T8's .9 second disadvantage for the creature comforts and PHEV efficiency ;)
 
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